- आज कई दिनों बाद बंता ने संता की डायरी खोली तो कुछ गाने लिखे थे, जरा आप अभी गौर फरमाइए जनाब ने स्कूल और विषयों की कैसी पैरौडी जमाई थी.
संता लिखते हैं :स्कूल : ये गलियां ये चौबारा, यहां आना ना दुबारा.गणित : अजीब दास्तां है, कहां शुरु, कहां खतम.विज्ञान : आ खुशी से खुदकुशी कर लें.
इकनॉमिक्स : क्यूं पैसा पैसा करती है, क्यूं पैसे से तू डरती हैपरीक्षा : जहरीली रातें, नींदें उड़ जाती हैं.रिजल्ट : जीया धड़क धड़क जाए.पास : आज मैं ऊपर आसमान नीचेफेल : जग लगे सूना सूना. - Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY, while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY", air hostess : " B-silent please ", santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "
. - Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End. A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."
. - Santa walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000..
Bank officer : bank will need some kind of security for such a loan,
Santa : Please take the keys of my new Rolls Royce parked in the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"Santa replied : "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?" - संता एक बार एवरेस्ट की पहाड़ी पर चढ़ा और उसने देखा कि एक बाबा तंबाकू रगड़ रहे हैं.बाबा : मसाला है ?संता : ओ तेरी की, तो एवरेस्ट मसाला आप बनाते हो.संता ने पूछा : बाबा, यह क्या है ?
- Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
- Santa & Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.Snta: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Banta: Dont worry, I have one more.
- Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. - Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. - At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? - डॉक्टर (मरीज से) : तुम एक दिन में कितनी बीड़ी पीते हो?
मरीज (डॉक्टर से) : जी, एक दिन में करीब बीस बीड़ी.
डॉक्टर : यदि मुझसे इलाज कराना है, तो इतनी सारी बीड़ी पीने से परहेज रखना होगा. आज से ही एक नियम बना लो कि सिर्फ भोजन के पश्चात ही एक बीड़ी पियोगे. मरीज ने डॉक्टर की बात सुनकर इलाज कराना शुरु कर दिया. कुछ महीने के बाद मरीज का स्वास्थ्य एकदम सुधर गया.
डॉक्टर : देखा, मेरे बताए परहेज से तुम्हें कितना स्वास्थ्य लाभ हुआ.
मरीज : लेकिन डॉक्टर साहब, एक दिन में बीस बार भोजन करना भी कोई सरल कार्य नहीं है.
. - NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... - NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... - Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child. - SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.. - Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver - Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." - Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai. - Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The
